This is how I was able to recruit the finest men a man could ask to have at his side...
...and now here are those manly men:
JEFF ELLIOTT - BEST MAN
Lives in: San Francisco, CA
Why I think I'm the best groomsman: As the older bro I taught the groom everything he knows, oh, and my title in this wedding is the BEST man...enough said (drops the mic)
The drink I'll be sipping at the wedding: Scotch, on the rocks
The movie I'll be quoting: Caddyshack...big hitter the lama
The song that'll get me dancing: Party Rock Anthem - LMFAO
GRANT BRISTOW
Lives in: Hayward, CA
Why I think I'm the best groomsman: Other than Garrick I have the most ideal size and weight to be shot out of a cannon, that has to be useful at some point right? Sorry Mike, all that time at the gym makes you ill-suited for this particular honor...
The drink I'll be sipping at the wedding: Old Fashioned
The movie I'll be quoting: Zoolander! I'll even start now, "I feel like I'm taking crazy pills!"
The song that'll get me dancing: Anything by Ke$ha or Katy Perry...or Thriller. If Thriller is played at this wedding, all bets are off.
MATT ELLIOTT
Lives in: San Jose, CA
Why I think I'm the best groomsman: I have love emanating from my hugs, enough said
The drink I'll be sipping at the wedding: Stella and Shocktop
The movie I'll be quoting: Anchorman & Caddyshack
The song that'll get me dancing: Stacy's Mom - Fountains of Wayne
TOMMY ELLIOTT
Lives in: San Francisco, CA
Why I think I'm the best groomsman: I am the consummate man's man. I supply laughter and sheer unfathomable joy when needed, yet a subtle and absolutely impeccable understanding of everything, thus making my advice and wisdom far beyond years and centuries. I am the stuff of legends.
The drink I'll be sipping at the wedding: I fancy myself a connoisseur of drinks, though for a momentous occasion such as a wedding, I will likely be having a whiskey...shaken not stirred please.
The movie I'll be quoting: I can try to say that I will be quoting many movies, but lets be honest I say keep playing. I'm going with Caddyshack...aka the academy award winner for best movie EVER.
The song that'll get me dancing: I'll be twerking at Miley Cyrus - Party in the USA, jumping and spinning to Carly Rae Jepsen - Call Me Maybe, and last but not least, getting my groove on to Tupac - Changes
MIKE MCCANN
Lives in: Washington D.C.
Why I think I'm the best groomsman: Every wedding party needs "the muscle"
The drink I'll be sipping at the wedding: White Russian
The TV show I'll be quoting: Archer
The song that'll get me dancing: Wrecking Ball - Miley Cyrus and anything by Journey
Lives in: Palm Desert, CA
Why I think I'm the best groomsman: Tall, blonde hair, blue eyes, pretty much the perfect twins, fun, laughable, lovable, we sing songs that remind us of the good times, we sing songs that remind us of the better times
The drink I'll be sipping at the wedding: Jack & Coke
The movie I'll be quoting: We are fighting for our right to live. To exist. And should we win the day, the Fourth of July will no longer be known as an American holiday, but as the day the world declared in one voice: "We will not go quietly into the night! We will not vanish without a fight!" We're going to live on! We're going to survive! Today we celebrate our Independence Day!
The song that'll get me dancing: Harlem Shake or I Love You Always Forever by Donna Lewis
BRENDAN NOLAN
Lives in: New York City
Why I think I'm the best groomsman: I bring the pain
The drink I'll be sipping at the wedding: Manhattan
The movie I'll be quoting: The Artist...you know that silent one that came out a few years ago
The song that'll get me dancing: I Don't Care I Love It - Icona Pop
COLIN SCHOLTZ
Lives in: Newport Beach, CA
Why I think I'm the best groomsman: I'll do whatever I can to ensure Justin and Dara have an amazing wedding
The drink I'll be sipping at the wedding: Sierra Nevada
The TV show I'll be quoting: It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
The song that'll get me dancing: Sweet Caroline - Neil Diamond
GARRICK YUEN
Lives in: Davis, CA
Why I think I'm the best groomsman: Every groom needs a groomsman to partake in shenanigans with
The drink I'll be sipping at the wedding: Anchor Steam
The movie I'll be quoting: Any Arnold Schwarzenegger movie but most likely Kindergarten Cop
The song that'll get me dancing: Carless Whisper - George Michael
